雙語笑話:吝嗇鬼請客

The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."

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"Why use my elbow and foot?"

"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"
一個出了名的吝嗇鬼終於決定要請一次客了。他在向一個朋友解釋怎麼找到他家時說：“你上到五樓，找中間那個門，然後用你的胳膊肘按門鈴。門開了之後，再用你的腳把門推開。”

“爲什麼要用我的肘和腳呢？”

“你的雙手得拿禮物啊。天哪，你總不會空着手來吧？”吝嗇鬼回答。