英語笑話:一個吝嗇鬼的邀請

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The notorious cheap skate explaining to a friend how to find his apartment. He said. ″Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open. Push with your foot.″

一個出了名的吝嗇鬼在向一個朋友解釋怎麼找到他家時說：“你上到五樓，找中間那個門，然後用你的胳膊肘按門鈴。門開了之後，再用你的腳把門推開。”

″Why use my elbow and foot?″″Well. Gosh,″ was the reply. ″You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?″

“爲什麼要用我的肘和腳呢？”“你的雙手得拿禮物啊。天哪，你總不會空着手來吧？”吝嗇鬼回答。