測一測！辦公桌告訴你，你是哪類職場怪咖
Whether you’re working in a cubicle or corner office, your workspace is a reflection of your personality and your work style. Is there a correlation between the objects on your desk and the type of worker you are? We think so. Take a look to see which one of these workers you relate to.
無論你的工作環境是小隔間還是角落辦公室，你的工作空間都反映了你的性格與工作風格。那麼辦公桌上的擺設與職場人士類型是否存在相關性？我們認爲是存在的。下面來看看你屬於哪類職場人士
The Minimalist
極簡主義者
Less is more, and that’s how the Minimalist lives and works. This worker is practically a ghost, taking long lunches, ignoring emails, and working in a space so bare that everyone forgets who works there.
少即是多，這就是極簡主義者的生活與工作態度。此類人簡直就是魔鬼，花很久時間吃一頓午餐，無視郵件，在一個無遮蔽的小空間工作以致沒有人記得到底誰在這裏工作。
Telltale Signs: Mostly empty workspace, with only a computer, keyboard, and mouse – no décor, no pencils, and no signs of life.
桌面特徵：幾乎空無一物的空間，只有一臺電腦，鍵盤和鼠標，沒有任何裝飾品，沒有文具，毫無生活的氣息。
Work Style: The Minimalist is a fan of doing the bare minimum at all times, which applies to everything from communication to performance. The Minimalist is known for last – minute reports, silence during meetings, and dirty dishes left in the office sink.
工作風格：極簡主義者熱衷於無論何時都做最少工作，小到日常溝通大到工作表現。他們總是以這樣的形象被人記得：最後提交會議記錄，會議期間不發聲，甚至把沒洗的盤子留在茶水間的洗手檯。
The Hoarder
囤積型
The Hoarder’s workspace is on the verge of being condemned. This worker wants everything in the office, whether it’s another project or the last cup of coffee. On the upside, the Hoarder can survive any apocalypse, thanks to a stockpiled cubicle.
囤積者的工作空間常常容易備受詬病。此類人喜歡收集辦公室裏的所有東西，無論是一項新任務還是最後一杯咖啡。好的一面是，囤積者能倖免於任何重大災難性通告，這都得多虧那被堆積得不成樣子的小隔間。
Telltale Signs: Sky-high paper stacks, overstuffed drawers, rubber-band balls, old take-out receipts, half-filled coffee mugs, and meeting notes from 10 years ago.
桌面特徵：堆得天高的文件，塞得滿爆的抽屜，橡皮筋揉成的球，年代久遠的外賣訂單小票，半滿的咖啡杯，還有10年前的會議筆記。
Work Style: The Hoarder wants a hand in everything, constantly contributing unsolicited opinions and volunteering for every committee (as president, of course). The Hoarder is known for writing novel-length emails, storing lots of leftovers in the office fridge,and scolding others for throwing away broken keyboard mice.
工作風格：囤積型職場人希望任何事都能得到幫助，並且不斷主動給任何人提供意見和幫助（沒錯，老闆也一樣）。囤積者以撰寫冗長的郵件而給人留下印象，囤積大量的剩菜在茶水間的冰箱，若有同事把壞掉的鼠標扔掉了，他/她肯定會給對方罵個狗血淋頭。
The Documentarian
紀實型
The Documentarian’s workspace is a shrine honoring every life event. This worker loves to preserve memories, but don’t get on his or her bad side – or cut in line at the copier. (Remember: The Documentarian never forgets.)
紀實型職場人的工作空間簡直就像紀念任何生活事件的神壇。此類人喜歡儲存記憶，但千萬別觸碰他們的陰暗面——或者搶在他們前面使用複印機。（切記：紀實型人記憶力特別好。）
Telltale Signs: Tons of photos, cards, knick-knacks, school diplomas, child art, and awards.
桌面特徵：多不勝數的照片，各種卡片小擺設，學歷證書，兒童藝術作品，還有獎品。
Work Style: The Documentarian is a team player who considers even a business lunch to be a cherished memory. This worker is happy to help out on any project and always remembers the receptionist’s birthday. The Documentarian is known for handing out triple copies of every document, emailing cat videos, and telling endless anecdotes about recent vacations taken.
工作風格：紀實型職場人是良好的團隊合作者，他會把任何一件事情，甚至是一次商務午餐看作珍貴的記憶。此類職場人樂於在任何項目上給予他人幫助並且還能清楚記住接待者的生日。紀實型職場人聞名於發放一式三份文件，給同事傳送貓咪逗趣視頻，無休止地分享最近假期遇到的軼事。
The Techie
技術迷型
No matter what the job, the Techie is equipped with every piece of technology invented to “increase productivity” (also, do the job for them). The Techie’s workspace looks impressive. His or her quarterly results? Not so much.
無論工作內容是什麼，技術迷都備好了爲“提高工作效率”而設的技術（同時也是爲了他們自己而創的）。技術迷的工作空間令人印象深刻。季度業績如何？沒那麼驚人。
Telltale Signs: Sharper Image astronaut pen, multiple LCD computer monitors, and an abundance of gadget chargers.
桌面特徵：名牌太空圓珠筆，多個液晶電腦顯示屏，還有一大堆充電器。
Work Style: The Techie is never available to help out because this worker is too busy video-conferencing, “optimizing” workflow documents, or secretly playing video games. The Techie is known for using lots of buzzwords in meetings, creating impressive Powerpoint presentations, and complaining about the lack of Wi-Fi in the bathroom.
工作風格：技術迷永遠騰不出時間幫助其他人，因爲他自己本身忙於視頻會議，美其名“優化”工作流文件，或偷玩電子遊戲。技術迷聞名於會議裏使用大量流行用語，做出令人印象深刻的講演，抱怨爲何洗手間沒有Wi-Fi信號覆蓋。
The Sickie
體弱多病型
The Sickie is a decent worker – when he or she actually shows up. This delicate flower takes more sick days than anyone else in the office, thanks to allergies, food poisoning, or whatever new epidemic is making headlines. The Sickie workspace is a quarantined environment, and you’ll be reminded every time you pass by.
體弱多病型職場人是盡責的員工——當他/她在場的時候。這朵脆弱的花兒生病請假的日子比任何人呆在辦公室的日子多得多，這得多虧皮膚過敏，食物中毒，或任何新型流行傳染病。體弱多病者的工作空間是個與世隔絕的空間，並且每次你走過都會被提醒這一概念。
Tellale Signs: Ergonomic chair, keyboard, and mouse, gallons of hand sanitizer; multiple air purifiers; and a lifetime supply of tissues.
桌面特徵：符合人體工學設計的椅子，鍵盤，鼠標，還有大量的手部消毒劑，各種空氣清洗劑，還有足夠使用一輩子的紙巾。
Work Style: The Sickie can mostly handle the workload, but not if he or she has recently encountered dairy, scented soap, polyester, and possibly water. The Sickie is known for posting reminders about hand washing, stocking the office first-aid kit, and providing too much information about his or her latest illness to anyone nearby.
工作風格：體弱多病型職場人基本都能處理工作量，但要是他/她最近接觸到了奶製品，香皂，聚酯纖維或者是不明水源，那就不一定了。體弱多病者聞名於設置提示鬧鐘提醒自己洗手，補充辦公室急救箱，過度與身邊的人分享自己的生病情況。
The Zen Master
禪宗大師型
The Zen Master is a calming presence in the office, with a desk that’s more of a spa than a workspace. But that positive vibe isn’t always productive, like when the Zen Master’s “focus on the present” vibe conflicts with your big presentation tomorrow.
禪宗大師型的職場人比辦公室裏的任何人都淡定，相比工作間，辦公桌更像是療養地。不過這種正能量並不總能刺激工作效率，正如禪宗大師所宣揚的“活在當下”的精神會與你第二天展示的演講意義相斥。
Telltale Signs: An abundance of plants, tabletop Zen garden and fountain, goldfish, and inspirational posters.
桌面特徵：堆滿了花花草草，桌面擺有禪宗式的花園和噴泉擺設，金魚，還有激勵人心的貼畫。
Work Style: The Zen Master is an eternal optimist, giving positive feedback and green-lighting everyone’s ideas. But this laid-back personality doesn’t take deadlines very seriously – unless it’s to sign up for the company retreat. The Zen Master is known for emailing everyone inspirational stories, walking around barefoot, and organizing lunchtime yoga.
工作風格：禪宗大師型的人總能保持樂觀的心態，對任何人的觀點都能給予正面的反饋或表示同意。但這種悠閒的個性並不把最後限期當回事——除非是時候籤合同解散了。禪宗大師型的職場人聞名於給大家撰寫心靈雞湯郵件，赤腳到處行走，組織大家參與午間瑜伽鍛鍊。
So, are there any signs of those types of you? No matter what type you are, keep it in mind that focus on your strengths and make up for the short.
那麼，你是否發現自己身上有以上這些跡象呢？無論你屬於哪一種職場人士，重點在於揚長避短，彌補不足。
