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會心一笑:An Absent Minded Professor

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  An Absent Minded professor

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A notoriously absentminded professor was one day observed walking along the street with one foot continually in the gutter,the other on the pavement.

A pupil meeting him said:

“Good evening, are you?

”Well,“ answered the professor,”I thought I was all right when I left home,but now I don't know what's the matter with me.I've been limping for the last half hour.“

  心不在焉的老師

有一天,人們看見一個有名的心不在焉的老師在路上走,他的一隻腳一直踏在街溝裏,另一隻腳踩在人行道上。

一個碰見他的學生說:

”晚安,老師。您怎麼了?“

”啊,“這位老師回答說:”我想我離開家的時候還挺好的,可是現在我不知道出了什麼毛病。我已經一瘸一拐走了半個小時了。“

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