英語笑話:The Absent minded Professor 心不在焉的教授

Absent-minded Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet!Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket?Absent-minded Professor: Yes, but I thought it was mine.

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心不在焉的教授：天哪！有人偷了我的錢包！妻子：你難道沒感覺到一隻手伸進你的口袋？心不在焉的教授：感覺到了，可我還以爲那是我的手呢。