英語笑話:The Doctor Knows Better 醫生懂得多大綱

A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."
　　"I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor.
　　Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive."
　　"Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"

一個男人在街上被出租車撞倒送進了醫院。他的妻子站在他的牀前對醫生說：“我想他傷得很厲害。”
　　醫生說：“恐怕他已經死了。”
　　聽到醫生的話，這個男人轉動着頭說：“我沒死，我還活着。”
　　妻子說：“安靜，醫生比你懂得多。”