只有在迪士尼工作過才知道真的迪士尼世界

When you're a kid, the thought of spending the whole day in a magical world populated by superheroes and princesses seems like an impossible dream. Then one day you see a flier at the local community college saying Disney is hiring "summer interns" and you think: DREAM COME TRUE.

當你是個小孩的時候，你會有一個在到處都是超級英雄和公主的魔法世界中度過一天的不切實際的夢想。所以當有一天有人問你要不要去迪士尼做一個夏季實習生的時候，你有一種夢想成真的感覺。

That is, until you start working there.

但是在你開始工作後，你會流下悔恨的淚水。

If you thought making a career at a theme park was all singing warthogs and fairy godmothers, think agai n. We talked to a bunch of current and former theme park "cast members" to get the inside scoop on wha t.s like to work in that mystical wonderland. After they were finished, we couldn't look at Mickey the sa me way ever again.

如果你認爲在迪士尼工作就是疣豬彭彭和仙女的歌的話，那可真是天真。以下是我們得到的內線消息。從此，我們再也無法直視米老鼠了。

We can make your trip a lot better if you're nice.

如果你對我們態度好，我們也會讓你有一個很棒的旅程。

If your mouse ears break/you forgot to secure them when you went on the Tower of Terror/ your $11 cheeseburger was undercooked, tell an employee and be really nice about it. We can probably fix it. Guest satisfaction is actually our main job, so we get a lot of leeway to make you happy.

當你遇到各種麻煩的時候，請對求助的工作人員態度好一點，我們會盡力幫你處理。顧客的滿意，是我們不懈的追求。

We get promoted if you give us good feedback

如果你能給我們好的反饋，我們會晉升

So if we DO give your kid a fluffy plush Minion toy because his ice cream cone fell on the ground, take 30 seconds and fill out a comment card. You're not diming us out for giving away free stuff.

當你小孩的冰淇淋掉地上然後哭的時候，我們會給他一個超棒的玩具讓他止哭。這個時候，還請你花費30秒填寫一張評論表，來認可下我們的行爲。

The costumes are hotter than you can possibly imagine.

道具服熱死了。

So, yes, actually, I AM hot in here. And no, there's no fan. Thanks for asking.

不要問我穿着道具服熱不熱了，熱死了，裏面沒有裝電風扇。

Character shifts are only 30 minutes long

穿道具服的人三十分鐘換一次班

And it's the longest 30 minutes of your life. Put a treadmill in the steam room at your gym and crank it up to about 9. If you can do that for half an hour you MIGHT be able to handle a shift.

這是你人生中最漫長的30分鐘。如果你能在蒸汽房裏的跑步機上狂跑30分鐘，你便能勝任這份工作。

There are strippers who get groped less than Minnie Mouse

脫衣舞女都沒有明妮米老鼠被摸得多

Why people think it's funny to grab a giant puppet's crotch is beyond us. But just remember there's just as good a chance that Minnie Mouse is a dude, and "The Crying Game" is probably not one of the movies you came here to relive.

有些人老是去摸巨大人偶的胯部，我們簡直無法理解。還好人偶服裏的是男人，不然的話，呵呵。

The princess's hair is not real

公主的頭髮不是真的

But, you know, neither is Donald Trump's, and that didn't ruin "The Apprentice" for you, right?

不要在意這些細節。

We get in free, but never go

我們進來不要門票，但是出去難

If you spent 70 hours a week losing your body weight in sweat at your desk back in the accounting department, would you wanna go there with your time off? No. No, you would not.

我們每週要穿着人偶服工作70個小時，媽媽我變輕了。

We have to point with two fingers

我們必須要用兩根手指頭來指路

It's cool, though. Who needs benefits when you save 50 percent on souvenir cups and stuffed animals?

雖然沒什麼關係，但是還請你們不要吝嗇一丁點的錢連紀念杯和填充小動物都不肯買。我們能從中獲取利益。

Under no circumstances should you EVER eat the turkey legs

在任何情況下都不要吃火雞腿

They're emu. No, seriously. They're emu.

它們是仿真的，不是真的。

Cinderella is a chain smoker

灰姑娘是個煙鬼

And no, she didn't pick the habit up from her wicked stepsisters. She picked it up in ballet school or dance academy.

這個壞習慣不是從她壞姐姐身上學到的。她是在芭蕾學校或者舞蹈學院學會的。