英語free talk幽默笑話列表
![英語笑話:Drunken Humour 醉漢的幽默]()
- 英語笑話:Drunken Humour 醉漢的幽默
- Wife:Dear,youlookedquitedrunklastnightandyoukeptrepeatingthesamethingatthetable.Husband:Really?Thendon'tbelieveanythingsaidbyadrunkenperson.Bytheway,whatdidIsaytoyou?Wife:Iloveyou,dear.妻子：親愛的，你昨......
![英語幽默笑話：I want a nightmare]()
- 英語幽默笑話：I want a nightmare
- Beforethefinalexamination,Tomtoldhismother,"Mom,IhadadreamlastnightthatI'dpassedtoday'sexam.""Don'ttrustdreams,dear.Itissaidwhatyouexperienceindreamsusuallyturnsouttobetheopposite."Motherr......
![英語幽默小笑話:Make your fortune計劃你的將來]()
- 英語幽默小笑話:Make your fortune計劃你的將來
- MakeyourfortuneHowdidyoumakeyourfortune?IbecamethepartnerofarichhadthemoneyandIhadtheexperience.Howdidthathelp?NowhehastheexperienceandIthemoney.計劃你的將來你是怎麼計劃你的將來的？我變成一個富人的合夥......
![幽默笑話:我晚飯後從不工作 I Never Work After Supper]()
- 幽默笑話:我晚飯後從不工作 I Never Work After Supper
- Apenny-pinchingfarmerdidn'twanthishiredhandtostopworking.Onemorning,hetoldthefarmhand,"It'ssuchanuisancetocomeinfromthefield,,washupforlunchandtaketimetoeat.Whydon'twesavetimeandeatlunchnow?"Theh......
![英語幽默小笑話:Goldfish 金魚]()
- 英語幽默小笑話:Goldfish 金魚
- Stan:Iwon92goldfish.斯丹：我贏了92條金魚。Fred:Whereareyougoingtokeepthem?弗雷德：你想在哪兒養它們？Stan:Inthebathroom.斯丹：浴室。Fred:Butwhatwillyoudowhenyouwanttotakeabath?弗雷德：但是你想洗澡時怎麼辦？Stan:Bl......
![英語幽默小故事 19. I Never Work after Supper]()
- 英語幽默小故事 19. I Never Work after Supper
- Apenny-pinchingfarmerdidn'twanthishiredhandtostopworking.Onemorning,hetoldthefarmhand,"It'ssuchanuisancetocomeinfromthefield,,washupforlunchandtaketimetoeat.Whydon'twesavetimeandeatlunchnow?"Theh......
![英語幽默笑話:The Young Man at the Wheel]()
- 英語幽默笑話:The Young Man at the Wheel
- MyinfantdaughterbegancryingasIdrovehomefromthestore,andsinceshewasharnessedtohersafetyseatintheback,Icouldn'tconsoleher.Stoppingforaredlight,Iturnedaroundandwavedmyhands,callinghernametodistracther.I......
![幽默笑話:我晚飯後從不工作 I Never Work After Supper]()
- 幽默笑話:我晚飯後從不工作 I Never Work After Supper
- Apenny-pinchingfarmerdidn'twanthishiredhandtostopworking.Onemorning,hetoldthefarmhand,"It'ssuchanuisancetocomeinfromthefield,,washupforlunchandtaketimetoeat.Whydon'twesavetimeandeatlunchnow?"Thehir......
![英語幽默笑話：Lazy Manager]()
- 英語幽默笑話：Lazy Manager
- LazyManagerAmiddlemanagementexecutivehastotakeonsomesports,byhisdoctor's,sohedecidestoplaytennis.Afteracoupleofweekshissecretaryaskshimhowhe'sdoing"It'sgoingfine",themanagersays."WhenIamon......
![英語幽默笑話帶翻譯幸運的母親 Lucky Mother]()
- 英語幽默笑話帶翻譯幸運的母親 Lucky Mother
- Ayoungmotherbelievedthatitwasverywrongtowasteanyfoodwhenthereweresomanyhungrypeopleintheworld.Oneevening,shewasgivinghersmalldaughterherteabeforeputtinghertobed.Firstshegaveherasliceoffreshbrownbreada......
![英語幽默爆笑小笑話]()
- 英語幽默爆笑小笑話
- 我們學習英語累了就可以看看英語的笑話，下面就給大家分享一下英語笑話，歡迎大家閱讀英語幽默小笑話TheFrogandthePsychicHotlineAfrogtelephonesthePsychicHotlineandistold,Youaregoingtomeetabeautifulyounggirlwhowi......
![英語搞笑笑話10篇 幽默笑話帶翻譯閱讀]()
- 英語搞笑笑話10篇 幽默笑話帶翻譯閱讀
- 多閱讀一些有趣的英語笑話，能激起我們閱讀英語的興趣，從而提高英語的閱讀能力，今天本站小編在這裏爲大家分享英語搞笑笑話10篇，歡迎大家閱讀!英語搞笑笑話篇一AnAbsentMindedProfessorAnotoriouslyabsentmindedprofessorw......
![英語幽默笑話:Caught stealing 預算超標的小偷]()
- 英語幽默笑話:Caught stealing 預算超標的小偷
- Ashoplifter（商店扒手）wascaughtred-handedtryingtostealawatchfromajewelrystore."Listen,"saidtheshoplifter,"Iknowyoudon'twantanytroubleeither.WhatdoyousayIjustbuythewatch,andweforgetaboutthis?"Themanagera......
![英語幽默小笑話:快速清掃 Quick Cleanup]()
- 英語幽默小笑話:快速清掃 Quick Cleanup
- QuickCleanup快速清掃Unexpectedguestswereontheway,andmymother,animpeccablehousekeeper,rushedaroundstraighteningup.Sheputmyfatherandbrothertoworkcleaningtheguestbathroom.Later,whenshewenttoinspectit,she......
![英語幽默笑話：If only]()
- 英語幽默笑話：If only
- IfonlyAmanisdrivingupasteep,narrowmountainroad.Awomanisdrivingdownthesameroad.Astheypassenchother,thewomanleansoutofthewindowandyells"PI!!"Themanimmediatelyleansoutofhiswindowandreplies,"BITCH!!"Theye......
![英語幽默笑話:The Same Duties 相同的職責]()
- 英語幽默笑話:The Same Duties 相同的職責
- TheSameDutiesAretiredfour-stargeneralranintohisformerorderly,alsoretired,inaManhattanbarandspenttherestoftheeveningpersuadinghimtocomeworkforhimashisvalet."Yourdutieswillbeexactlythesameastheywereinth......
![英語幽默笑話：Double Entendre at Play]()
- 英語幽默笑話：Double Entendre at Play
- "Madam,"saidtheirateconductortoatotallyincompetentwomancellistduringrehearsal,"youhavebetweenyourlegsaninstrumentthatcouldgivepleasuretothousands…andallyouseemabletodoisscratchit."Beckywasonher......
![英文幽默笑話:Dating for Mother 約會]()
- 英文幽默笑話:Dating for Mother 約會
- DatingforMotherWhentheyoungwaitressinthecaféinTom’sbuildingstartedwavinghelloeveryday.Tomwasflattered,forshewasatleast15yearsyoungerthanhe.OnedayshewavedandbeckonedtoTomagain.WhenTomstrolledover,she......
![英語幽默小故事 The Mistaken Father]()
- 英語幽默小故事 The Mistaken Father
- Themorningfollowingthebirthofourfirstchild,myhusbandwasmistakenlydirectedtotheroomofanothernewmotheronthematernityfloor.Ashewalkedintotheroom,hebentoverthenap-pingmother,whosebackwasturnedtohim,andgav......
![英語幽默笑話:Older Goats in America（美國老羊）]()
- 英語幽默笑話:Older Goats in America（美國老羊）
- AgroupofAmericansweretravelingbytourbusthroughHolland.Astheystoppedatacheesefarm,ayoungguideledthemthroughtheprocessofcheesemaking,explainingthatgoats'milkwasused.Sheshowedthegroupalovelyhillsidewher......
![英語幽默笑話:小男孩與驢子 A Small Boy and a Donkey]()
- 英語幽默笑話:小男孩與驢子 A Small Boy and a Donkey
- AsmallboyleadingadonkeypassedbyanArmycamp.Acoupleofsoldierswantedtohavesomefunwiththelad.Whatareyouholdingontoyourbrothersotightfor,sonny?askedoneofthem.Sohewon'tjointhearmy,theyoungsterrepliedwithou......
![英語幽默笑話:The Advantage of Noise 噪音的優點]()
- 英語幽默笑話:The Advantage of Noise 噪音的優點
- TheAdvantageofNoiseWhereverIdrovemyoldcarover55milesperhour,itvibratedterribly,soIdecidedtosellit.Myfirstcustomerwantedtobuythecar,andIbattledwithmyconscienceoverwhetherornottotellhimofthevehicle'spr......
![小學生英語幽默笑話：Keep the Change]()
- 小學生英語幽默笑話：Keep the Change
- Sellingsecondhandbooksatourchurchbazaar,Igotintoanargumentwithaprospectivecustomer.HewasinterestedinbuyingThePocketBookofOgdenNashbutclaimeditwasoverpricedat35cents.Otherpaperbacksweresellingfortenor1......
![英語幽默笑話:A preacher is buying a parrot 傳教士買鸚鵡]()
- 英語幽默笑話:A preacher is buying a parrot 傳教士買鸚鵡
- ApreacherisbuyingaparrotAreyousureitdoesntscream,yell,orswear?askedthepreacher.Ohabsolutely.Itsareligiousparrot,thestorekeeperassureshim.Doyouseethosestringsonhislegs?Whenyoupulltherightone,herecitest......
![爆笑英語幽默笑話God Save The King]()
- 爆笑英語幽默笑話God Save The King
- 下面是本站小編整理的爆笑英語幽默笑話GodSaveTheKing，歡迎大家閱讀!GodSaveTheKing!願上帝保佑國王ThefamousDr.Smith，deanofMedicalCollege，wasappointedprivatephysiciantotheKing.Whereuponheproudlywrotethefollowi......
