立體語音第294期:上課睡覺被老師叫醒

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The teacher wakes me up from my dream.

T: Get up, you lazybones!
M: Oh… sorry, sir, I must have fallen asleep.
T: You bet.
And we could see you shaking like a leaf.
M: Really? Wow! Thank goodness I was dreaming.
T: What? You were dreaming in class and you are happy about it?
M: Uh…yes, sir.
T: What? Do you take me for a fool?
M: Yes, sir…I mean no, sir.
T: As punishment you are to write,
"I must not sleep in class" 100 times.
M: No. Sir.
T: Wrong. You should say, "yes, sir."
M: Whatever, sir.
T: Oh, I give up.
M:Good, sir.
老師把我從夢中叫醒。
老師：起牀了，你這懶骨頭！
我：哦……對不起，老師。我一定是睡着了。
老師：當然。我們還看到你抖得好厲害。
我：真的嗎？哇！感謝老天爺我是在做夢。
老師：什麼?你上課做夢還自鳴得意?
我：嗯……是的，老師。
老師：什麼?你把我當傻瓜嗎?
我：是的，老師……我是說不是，老師。
老師：我要罰你寫
“我上課時絕不可以打瞌睡”100遍。
我：不要，老師。
老師：錯了。你應該說：“是的，老師。”
我：隨便，老師。
老師：哦，我放棄了。
我:太好了，老師。