英語笑話:我總是這樣做 I Always Do

Two friends were talking about work, when one asked, "Say, why did the foreman fire you? "
兩個朋友正在談工作。其中一個問：“爲什麼你被領班開了？”

Replied the second, "Well, you know how a foreman is always standing around and watch others work. My foreman got jealous. People started thinking I was the foreman."
另一個答道， “你知道領班是怎樣站在旁邊看別人幹活的。我的領班嫉妒了，因爲別人開始以爲我是領班。”