英語笑話:百分之百 One hundred percent

Patient: Doctor, please tell me the truth. What are my chances of recovery?
病人：大夫，請告訴我實話。我恢復的機會有多大？

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Doctor: Just one hundred percent! Statistics show that only nine out of ten die of the disease. Now nine of my patients have already died of it. You are the tenth!
大夫：百分之百。數據顯示得這種病的人10個裏9個得死。現在我的9個病人都死於該病。你是第十個。