雙語笑話第509期: 狗中的妻管嚴

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For the last time: I didn't cheat—I just rubbed my self against the leg of the postman in a manner that might have seemed horny, but that's not the case at all! Trust me, Miranda! Oh, Miranda, please trust me！

再說最後一次：我沒有撒謊——我僅僅是用身體摩擦了一下郵遞員的大腿而已，那行爲看似下流，實際上根本不是那樣的！相信我，米蘭達！噢，米蘭達，請相信我啊！