英語笑話:Automotive horror 極速恐怖

Automotive horror 極速恐怖

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!"
一個老人駕車在高速路上疾馳，這時他的車載電話響了。接通後，電話中傳出他老婆焦急的聲音，“赫爾曼，剛剛新聞説280號公路上有輛車逆行，你要小心啊！”

"Heck," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
“該死的，”赫爾曼説，“誰説只有一輛啊！簡直有上百輛！”