英語笑話:Good Points and Bad Points 優缺點

"This house," said the real-estate salesman, "has both its good points and bad points. To show you I'm honest, I'm goint to tell you about the disadvantage - there is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughterhouse one block north.""What are the advantages?" inquired the prospective buyer."The good thing about it," said the agent, "is that you can always tell which way the wind is blowing."“這幢房子，”房地產推銷商説，“既有優點也有缺點。為了説明我是誠實的，我將告訴你們它的缺點：往南面一個街區是一家化工廠，往北面一個街區是一家屠宰場。”“那麼它的長處呢？”預備購買房子的人問道。“它的好處，”代理商説道，“就是，你總能分清風是從哪邊吹過來的。”