雙語笑話 第4期:Lazy Manager懶惰的經理
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Lazy Manager
懶惰的經理
A middle management executive has to take on some sports,by his doctor's ,
有一位中階經營主管因為聽了他的醫師指示必須要做一些運動,
so he decides to play tennis .
所以他決定要打網球。
After a couple of weeks his secretary asks him how he's doing
在幾個星期之後,他韻祕書就問他情況如何,
"It's going fine" ,the manager says."When I am on the court and I see the ball speeding towards me ,
這位經理説:“進行得不錯,當我在網球場上看到球快速朝着我來的時候,
and my brain immediately says,"Back hand!To the net!Smash !Go back"
我的腦袋就立刻説:‘反手拍!上網!殺球!後退! ”
"Really?What happens then?" the secretary asks .
祕書問説:“真的呀,然後嚨?”
"Then my bady says ,"Who 、 Me?Don't talk nonsense!"
“然後我的身體説:‘誰?我嗎?別胡説八道了!”’