10种最酷和5种最糟糕的父亲节礼物
Father's Day is right around the corner, so here's a shopping list full of the coolest (and weirdest) presents for Dad.
父亲节即将来临,所以下面是送给父亲的最酷(和最奇怪)的礼物。
1. Best: Bacon of the Month Club
1. 最好的:每月熏肉俱乐部
Two pounds of delicious artisan bacon delivered to your door each month.
每个月将有两磅美味的特色熏肉配送到你家门口。
2. Best: Corvette Wall Shelf
2. 最好的:雪佛兰克尔维特车头壁架
Combine Dad's love of classic cars with the functionality of a book shelf! Available in many makes, models, and colors, there is a car shelf for everyone. Perfect for Dad's office.
将父亲心爱的古董车和书架的功能合二为一!有很多种样式,模型和颜色可供选择,每个人都有一个车头壁架。对父亲的办公室装饰是完美的。
3. Best: An Amazing Experience
3. 最好的:一段令人难忘的经历
You can't wrap it up, but you can give your husband or father an amazing experience that will create lasting memories. Hang gliding, flying lessons, NASCAR driving, dance lessons -- you name it! All are available in a city near you via .
你可能不喜欢,但是你可以让丈夫或父亲体验一段令人难忘的经历,给他们创造出持久的回忆。悬挂式滑翔运动,飞行课,NASCAR(美国全国汽车比赛协会)赛车,舞蹈课等等!所有这些通过网站在你居住的城市附近可以获得。
4. Best: Personalized Figurine
4. 最好的:个性小雕像
Now Dad can look at his loved ones every day, no matter where he is! In just a few easy steps, you can create a personalized mini-me. Why not create a figurine for everyone in the family?
现在,无论父亲在哪里,都可以见到他的亲人!只需简单的几步,你就可以做出个性的“迷你我”。为什么不给每个家人做一个小雕像呢?
5. Best: Grenade Screwdriver Set
5. 最好的:手榴弹螺丝刀套装
Here's a cool twist on a classic gift! This set includes the screwdriver, and small, medium, and large Phillips and flat head-style bits.
这是对传统礼物的完美转变!这套设备包括螺丝刀,大中小形的十字和一字头的螺丝刀。
6. Best: Beer-Making Kit
6. 最好的:酿酒设备
This clever kit includes everything you need to brew your own batch of beer!
这个具有独创性的套装里有酿酒所需的一切材料!
15. Worst: Personal Hygiene Hints
15. 最糟糕:个人卫生提示
It's his special day, so why remind Dad that he has nose and ear hair, bad breath, stinky feet, or B.O.?
在父亲的特殊节日,为什么要提醒父亲有鼻毛和耳毛,口臭,脚臭或狐臭呢?
7. Best: Tailgating Cooler with Grill
7. 最好的:拉杆烧烤架加冷却箱
What could be more perfect than this? Your father can be the grill master no matter where you go. The built-in cooler keeps food and beverages cold and there's ample storage for the grill, propane, and cooking utensils.
还有什么比这更好呢?无论你们在哪,你父亲将是烧烤大师。这个内嵌的冷却箱可以冰冻食物和饮料,还有足够的空间存放烧烤架,液化气和厨房用具。
8. Best: On the Rocks
8. 最好的:岩石冰块
Genuine Vermont-milled soapstone keeps drinks cool without diluting them. Plus, they make a fun conversation piece!
真正的佛蒙特州研磨的皂石使饮料不被稀释也能冷却。另外,这些岩石有趣又有用。
9. Best: Design Your Own Converse All-Stars
9. 最好的:设计自己的匡威鞋
Let Dad reflect his unique personal style with customized Chuck Taylors! Select from a variety of colors and patterns, right down to the color of the stitching.
通过自制的Chuck Taylors反应出父亲独特的个人风格!挑选各种各样的颜色和款式,包括针脚的颜色。
14. Worst: Mankini
14. 最糟糕:男式比基尼
Made popular by Sasha Baron Cohen in the movie Borat, this is a fashion fail to the Nth degree! Please... just say no to the mankini!
因Sasha Baron Cohen在电影《波拉特》而流行,这是一种N次失败的时尚。请对男式比基尼说“不!
13. Worst: Bacon Air Fresheners
13. 最糟糕:熏肉空气清新剂
No matter how much Dad loves bacon (see #1), we'd be willing to bet that he doesn't want his car to smell like fried, cured pork!
无论父亲多么喜欢熏肉,我们断定他不喜欢车里充满着油炸的熏猪肉的味道!
10. Best: The Flying F**k Helicopter
10. 最好:飞天的F**k直升机
Finally, an answer to the age-old question, "Who gives a flying f**k?!" Answer: your dad does! This fun remote-controlled gadget really flies and is great for the father with a sense of humor.
最后,一个古老的问题“Who gives a flying f**k?!”答案是:你爸爸!这个有趣的遥控装置真的会飞,而且对有幽默感的父亲来说是非常好的。
11. Worst: Duct Tape Roses
11. 最糟糕:胶带玫瑰
Dad doesn't want roses at all, and he certainly doesn't want roses made out of duct tape!
父亲一点也不喜欢玫瑰,所以他当然也不喜欢用胶带做成的玫瑰!
12. Worst: Weekend at a Nudist Colony
12. 最糟糕:周末去天体营
Just... no.
就是……不要。