英语笑话:One or Two 一还是二

Customer: Waiter, I've only got one piece of meat in my er:Just a moment, sir and I'll cut it in two.

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顾客：服务员，我盘子里怎么只有一块肉？服务员：先生，请稍候，我去把它切成两块。