蘋果春季發佈會毫無亮點 連吐槽的心都沒了

Apple has announced smaller versions of the iPhone and iPad Pro at an event hosted in San Francisco.
蘋果公司在舊金山舉行的發佈會上宣佈，公司將推出小版本的iPhone和iPad Pro。

The iPhone SE has the same processing and graphics performance of the larger Apple 6S, the firm said, and can capture 4K video. The iPhone SE will be available in 110 countries by the end of May. With a starting price of $399/$499, the new iPhone is the "most affordable" handset Apple has ever released, Apple said.
蘋果公司宣稱，Iphone SE和蘋果6s擁有同樣的處理性能和圖像表現，此外iphone SE還支持4k攝像。五月底，iphone SE將在超過110個國家開售。售價僅爲399/499美元的iphone SE是蘋果公司有史以來“最經濟”的手機，蘋果公司說。

The new iPad Pro will have a 9.7 inch screen - the same size as the original iPad. It also said the new iPad Pro would be available in three different storage sizes with an extra large 256GB ing will begin at $599 for the smallest version and will ship in the US at the end of the month.
新版的iPad Pro擁有9.7寸屏幕——和第一代iPad屏幕大小相同。此外蘋果還宣佈新版iPad Pro將有三個儲存版本，特大儲存版本爲256G。其中最小內存版本售價爲599美元，將於本月底在美國上市。

Geoff Blaber from CCS Insight said there were "no surprises" but that the products were still "crucial" to Apple's business. "A new price point and new hardware should not be underestimated," he said.
英國移動諮詢公司CCS Insight的員工傑夫·布拉巴認爲，整場發佈會“毫無驚喜”，但新產品對蘋果公司的經營依舊十分重要。“絕不要低估新的價格起點和新的硬件”，他說。

The firm also showed off a recycling robot called Liam which can strip down old iPhones into their components for reuse. The Apple Watch is to come down in price to $299 from its launch price of $349, chief executive Tim Cook also announced.
蘋果公司還展示了他們的回收機器人——李阿姆，這個機器人可以把蘋果手機零件剝離，並回收利用。蘋果總裁蒂姆·庫克還宣佈，蘋果手錶價格即將由發佈價349美元下調至299美元。
發佈會一結束，國內外的果粉們又開啓了神吐槽模式，各種評價和吐槽暴擊而來，英語君已經笑die，先來看幾個歪果仁的評論：

@skizzz: absolutely the worst Apple Launch event ever!!
這絕對是“有屎以來”最差的蘋果發佈會！！！

@Txag: Steve Jobs is rolling over in his grave for what Apple has become.
看到蘋果如今的模樣，估計喬布斯在墳墓裏都要氣的打滾了。

@Pom down under: Just an over priced made in China phone.
不過是一部高價的中國製造手機而已啦。

@John brett: I afraid Apple are going backwards. They ran out of ideas. What more can you do with a phone.
我擔心蘋果在走下坡路。他們才思枯竭了，一部手機再能耐還能做啥呀！！！
再來看看咱們天朝果粉的神吐槽吧：

@我是你姐姐：總結一下今天的蘋果發佈會：我們用了一種更便宜的材料做出了一些錶帶賣給你們，我們又用了一下之前賣不出去的iPhone 5s做了一些iPhone SE賣給你們，後來我們又用了9.7寸iPad Air 2，做了一些iPad Pro 2賣給你們。發佈會結束了謝謝參與。

@淡淡憂鬱楓：[笑哈哈]打臉了，看看4s5s出來的時候賣多錢,現在出的性能比以前的好，價格比以前的便宜，說明了什麼[doge][doge]幸虧早就脫離了蘋果

@潘多拉知心：最尷尬的是iPhone6，性能配置不如se，價格還比se貴....除了扁一點平一點.....呵呵噠。

看了這麼多評論，英語君還是覺得，不論蘋果新品如何，大家還是要量力而行哇，切不可盲目跟風。不然浪費錢不說，還會帶來更多電子垃圾哦。