珍愛生命,遠離這些可怕的食物挑戰(下)

Challenge

5.奧利奧挑戰

While most of these are solely about gluttony, some challenges are just plain silly. This is one of those. The Oreo challenge actually has nothing to do with how many you eat. Instead, you twist the Oreo apart and lick the white filling, then you stick the cookie on your forehead and attempt to eat it without using your hands. Of course, people have made videos of themselves doing this, because some things should be saved for posterity, and in case the robots need yet another reason to enslave us all without a second thought.

大多數挑戰只是暴食，而有一些挑戰純粹就是傻。這項就是其中一種。奧利奧挑戰和你吃多少沒有關係，相反，你把奧利奧扭開，舔掉白色的東西，然後你把餅乾粘在你的額頭上嘗試不用手而吃掉它。當然，人們已經給自己錄了視頻，因爲需要給子孫後代留點東西，而且也能給機器人一個理由，讓他們某天毫不猶豫地將我們征服爲奴。

ic Challenge

4.大蒜挑戰

While the kids today don't really enjoy eating large amounts of garlic, that doesn't mean certain people haven't made a sport of it. Some places actually host garlic eating contests, where the winner gets actual money, which they presumably then spend on tons of mouthwash in an attempt to anybody to come near them ever again.

儘管現在的孩子不怎麼喜歡吃大量的蒜，但這並不意味着某些人沒有把它變成一項運動。有些地方甚至舉行吃大蒜競賽，競賽獲勝者得到錢，據推測這些錢會花在買大量的漱口水上，爲了別人能再次接近他。

Just as crazy is the tale of a Japanese man who decided to eat a hamburger with 100 slices of onion, garlic's more accomplished cousin. He didn't finish the gigantic burger, not because it was a giant hamburger, but because he was really sick of the taste of onion. Because that's exactly why people partake in these stupid challenges. Taste.

正如那個瘋狂的故事一樣，一個日本男人決定吃掉帶有100片洋蔥的漢堡，但大蒜可不比洋蔥，大蒜更爲厲害。他沒有吃完那個大漢堡，不是因爲漢堡太大，而是他實在受不了洋蔥的味道。這正是人們分享這些愚蠢挑戰的原因：味道。

amon Challenge

3.肉桂挑戰

This is actually fairly popular as a rite of passage among young people daring each other into permanent YouTube embarrassment. This challenge consists of eating an entire tablespoon of cinnamon in less than a minute, with nothing to wash it down. The challenge sounds pretty simple, but you already know it's not. Cinnamon is simply so dry that it pretty much immediately removes all the saliva from your mouth, making it near-impossible to swallow. While no one has yet died thanks to this stupid stunt, many people have suffered serious lung damage, not to mention a horrible case of something called Dragon's Breath. Generally, "dragon" in front of something means "hot as hell and the sure sign of a bad time." Maybe the garlic eating champion can lend these clowns a bit of mouthwash.

這其實是年輕人中一種很受歡迎的儀式，這種挑戰讓彼此的尷尬在youtube永久保留。它要求在不到一分鐘內吃一大匙肉桂，什麼都不能喝。這項挑戰聽起來很容易，但你應該已經知道其實不是那麼回事。肉桂太乾，很快會把嘴裏的唾液吸收，讓你很難把它嚥下去。儘管目前沒人死於這項挑戰，許多人卻遭受了肺部損傷，更不用提到一種可怕的叫做龍息的情況。通常，什麼東西前面有"龍"這個詞就意味着熱得像在地獄一樣，必定是不好受的標誌。或許吃大蒜的那個冠軍能借給這些小丑們一點漱口水。

-O Challenge

2.吉露果子凍挑戰

The Jell-O challenge has quite a few variations, but the most popular one is to make a cup of Jell-O and down it in less than a minute, without sending it right back up. However, some people approach it similarly to the cinnamon challenge, and actually attempt to eat an entire dry packet of Jell-O. Because the real problem with downing cinnamon wasn't that it was dry and impossible to swallow, but that it didn't taste like strawberry.

果子凍挑戰有許多版本，但最受歡迎的一種是做一杯果子凍，在不到一分鐘內吃下去而不吐上來。然而，一些人像應付肉桂挑戰一樣嘗試着去吃一整袋乾的果子凍。因爲相比起來，吃肉桂的真正問題不是因爲它幹得難以下嚥，而是它嚐起來可不是草莓。

na and Sprite Challenge

1.香蕉和雪碧挑戰

The banana and Sprite challenge is possibly the stupidest idea mankind has ever devised, aside from war and the Virtual Boy. The challenge consists of eating two bananas, and drinking an entire liter of Sprite, as quickly as possible. This pretty much always leads to projectile vomiting, but that's not the reason why this challenge is so mind-bogglingly dumb. No, it's dumb because, unlike some challenges, you're expected to vomit. Keeping everything down is not generally a requirement; the only thing judges care about is how fast you can shove everything down your throat. What happens afterwards is strictly your own disgusting business.

除了戰爭和virtual boy遊戲之外，香蕉和雪碧挑戰可能是人類設計的又一個最愚蠢的想法。這個挑戰包括儘快地吃兩個香蕉和喝一整升雪碧，這幾乎總是會導致噴射性嘔吐，但這項挑戰無比愚蠢的原因不在於此，而是因爲不像其他挑戰不允許嘔吐，在這項挑戰中你被料到會吐。把東西都嚥下去不是一個通常的要求，裁判唯一關心的事情就是你能吃多快。隨後發生什麼噁心的事情就完全是你自個的事了。

翻譯:小芝 來源：前十網