關於經典英語笑話集閱讀

笑話能反映出一個民族的價值系統及其對周圍世界肯定和否定的態度。本站小編整理了關於經典英語笑話集，歡迎閱讀!

　　關於經典英語笑話集：Stuck On An Island

There are two blondes and a brunette on an island.

One of the blondes finds a bottle and a genie pops out. The genie says he will grant them one wish each (you get the picture)...

The first blonde says, "I need to get off this island, I wish for a rowboat."

With a flash, a rowboat appears and she rushes out into the ocean.

The second blonde says, "I need to get off this island, I need a jetski."

With a flash, a jetski appears and she rushes out into the ocean, soon overtaking the first blonde.

The genie looks inquiringly toward the brunette, who with raised eyebrows, smiles and says, "Just give me a million dollars, I'll take the bridge."

　　關於經典英語笑話集：Underwear Dust

One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What the hell?" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out."April," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"She shot back, "It's not talcum powder. It's 'Miracle Grow.'"

　　關於經典英語笑話集：UN Survey

Recently a survey was conducted by the U.N. worldwide.

The question asked was, "Would you please give your opinion about the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure.

In Africa they did not know what 'food' meant.

In Western Europe, they did not know what 'shortage' meant.

In Eastern Europe they did not know what 'opinion' meant.

In South America they did not know what 'please' meant.

And in the U.S. they did not know what 'the rest of the world' meant.

　　關於經典英語笑話集：Poor Old Man

This old man goes to the doctor's. "Help, Doc. I just got married to this 21 year old woman. She is hot and all she wants to do is have sex all day long." "So what's the problem?" "I can't remember where I live."

　　關於經典英語笑話集：Got Any Bread?

A duck walks into a bar and says " Got any bread?"

And the barman says "No"

The next day the duck returns and says "Got any bread?"

And the barman, "No!".

The following day the duck returns and says "Got any bread?"

"I told you yesterday, N-O NO!"

The next day the duck returns and says "Got any bread?"

"For cryin' out loud - N-O spells NO and I mean NO! !"

The day after the duck returns and says "Got any bread?"

"Look, if you ask me one more damn time if I've got any bread,

I'm going to nail your damn beak to the damn bar!!"

The next day the duck returns and says ""Got any nails?"

"No!"

"Got any bread?

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