關於英語的笑話大全 大綱
笑話,顧名思義,是一種通過幽默的文字或圖示來達到令人會心一笑或捧腹大笑效果的文學形式。本站小編整理了英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!
An Unwelcome Hornor
A doctor came into the hospital ward and said to Mr. Johnson, "I have some good news and some bad news for you."
Then Mr. Johnson said, "Please, give me the good news first."
So the doctor said, "The doctors here are going to name an incurable disease after you."
【中文譯文】
寧可不要的榮譽
一位醫生走進醫院的病房，告訴強森先生：“我有一個好消息和一個壞消息要告訴你。” 強森先生說：“請先告訴我好消息吧!” 醫生說：“本院的醫師決定用你的名字，來爲一種不治之症命名。”
英語笑話篇二If I Am A Manager
One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition--If I Am a the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason. “Iam waiting for my secretary.”was the boy’s answer.
【中文譯文】
如果我是一個經理
一天課上，老師要同學們以如果我是一個經理爲題寫一篇作文。 所有的學生都在動筆寫了，只有一個男生例外。老師走過去問他爲什麼不寫。 我在等我的祕書。那孩子答道。
英語笑話篇三Sleeping Pills
Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribedsome extra-strong sleeping pills. Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awakebefore he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to hisboss, “I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning.”
“That's fine,” roared the boss, “but where were you Monday and Tuesday?”
【中文譯文】
強效安眠藥
鮑勃晚上失眠。他去看醫生，醫生給他開了一些強力安眠藥。星期天晚上鮑勃吃了藥，睡得很好，在鬧鐘響之前就醒了過來。他到了辦公室，遛達進去，對老闆說：“我今天早上起牀特別順利。”“好啊!” 老闆吼道，“那你星期一和星期二到哪兒去了?”
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