爆笑中英文笑話精選
笑話承載着當地的地方人文精神,地方色彩濃郁,既是一種幽默文化,也是聯繫當地人關係的精神紐帶。下面是本站小編帶來的爆笑中英文笑話，歡迎閱讀!
In the air
Matt and his wife lived in the country. Matt was very stingy and hated spending money. One day a fair came to the nearby town.
"Let's go to the fair, Matt," his wife said. "We haven't been anywhere for a long time."
Matt thought about this for a while. He knew he would have to spend money at the fair. At last he said, "All right, but I'm not going to spend much money. We'll look at things, but we won't buy anything. "
They went to the fair and looked at all the things to buy. There were many things Matt's wife wanted to buy, but he would not let her spend any money.
Then, in a nearby field, they saw a small airplane.
"Fun flights!" the notice said, " $ 10 for 10 minutes.
Matt had never been in an airplane and he wanted to go on a fun flight. However, he didn't want to have to pay for his wife, as well.
"I've only got $ 10, " he told the pilot. "Can my wife come with me for free?" The pilot wasn't selling many tickets, so he said, "I'll make a bargain with you. If your wife doesn't scream or shout, she can have a free flight."
Matt agreed, and got into the small airplane with his wife.
The pilot took off and made his airplane do all kinds of things. At one moment it was flying upside down.
When the plane landed, the pilot said, "0. K. your wife didn't make a sound. She can have her ride free."
"Thank you," Matt said. "It wasn't easy for her, you know, especially when she fell out."
Notes:
(1) stingy adj.吝嗇
(2) hate(doing)討厭(做)
(3) free adj.免費的
(4) make a bargain with sb 達成協議;做成交易
(5) upsidedown 倒轉地;倒置地
Exercises:
根據短文選擇正確答案：
① Why didn't Matt really want to go to the fair?
A. He didn't like fairs.
B. His wife didn't want to go.
C. He did not want to spend any money.
D. It was a long way to walk to the fair.
② What wouldn't Matt let his wife do?
A. go to the fair
B. buy anything
C. go on a fun flight
D. took at things at the fair
③ What did Matt want to do at the fair?
A. buy a few things
B. have a ride in an airplane
C. take his wife shopping
D. buy an airplane
④ Why didn't Matt's wife scream or shout in the airplane?
A. She had fallen out of it.
B. She did not go up in it.
C. She enjoyed the flight.
D. She wanted a free ride.
⑤ So from the passage we can know that_____ .
A. Matt was very generous
B. Matt was very kind to his wife
C. Matt's wife was very brave
D. Matt was very stingy
在空中
麥特和妻子住在鄉下。麥特很吝嗇，討厭花錢。一天附近的鎮子逢集。
“我們去趕集，麥特，”妻子說。“我們很久沒出去了。”
麥特想了一會兒。他知道在集市上一定得花錢。最後他說：“好吧，但我不打算花太多錢。我們只看不買。”
他們去集市，看看所有可買的東西。有很多東西麥特的妻子想買，但麥特不讓她買。
然後在附近的露天場地，他們看到一架小飛機。
“有趣的飛行。”海報上寫着，“10分鐘10美元。”
麥特從來沒有乘過飛機，所以他想乘一次小飛機。然而他不想付他妻子的票錢。
“我只帶了10美元，”他對飛機駕駛員說，“我妻子能免費和我一起乘飛機嗎?”駕駛員沒賣出多少票，所以他說：“我和你做個交易。如果你妻子不尖叫，也不叫出聲來，她就能免費飛行。”
麥特同意了，他和妻子一起登上了飛機。
飛機起飛了，駕駛員讓飛機做出各種各樣的動作。有一會兒飛機倒着飛行。
飛機着陸時，駕駛員說，“好吧，你妻子沒發出任何聲響。她就不用買飛機票了。”
“謝謝，”麥特說，“你知道，這對她不容易，特別當她剛纔掉下去的時候。”
練習參考答案：
①C②B③B④A⑤D
爆笑中英文笑話閱讀Way of Inducing
At the cleaner's, I noticed the sign "In by 10 a. m. , out by 5 p. m. " so I told the owner that I wanted to pick my clothing up at five. "it won't be ready," he said.
"But your sign says, 'In by 10 a. m. , out by 5 p. m.'," I reminded him.
"Oh," he replied, "that means me.
Notes:
remind v.提醒
Exercises:
根據短文回答下列問題：
① Where was the author?
② What did he notice?
③ What did the sign say?
④ What request did the author make to the owner?
⑤ What effect did the sign have?
招客有方
在洗衣店，我看到招牌上寫着：“上午10點進，下午5點出。”因此我就告訴店主我想在下午5點取衣。“下午5點還不能取，”他說。
“但是你的牌子上寫着：‘上午10點進，下午5點出’，”我提醒他說。
“哦，”他回答說，“那指的是我。”
練習參考答案：
① He was at the cleaner's.
② He noticed a sign.
③ It said: "In by 10 a. m. , out by 5 P. M.
④ He told the owner that he wanted to collect his clothing at five.
⑤ The sign had the power of inducing
爆笑中英文笑話學習An Urgent Standby Passenger
While in Korea, Gov. Mike Smith of Utah was relaxing in the VIP lounge the Seoul airport, awaiting his flight to Japan. At the same moment , his press secretary, Jenny Varela, was being told at the ticket counter that she had no ticket.
After insisting she had to make the flight because she was with a U. S. governor, an American embassy aide intervened. Varela got a standby ticket and boarded just before take-off.
Regaining her composure, Varela went to the front of the plane to tell Smith of her adventure. He was not there. She later found out that the governor was told that he had been bumped by an urgent standby was Varela.
Notes:
(1) Korea n.韓國
(2) Gov.州長(governor)
(3) Utah n.(美國)猶他州
(4) VIP重要人物(very important people)
(5) lounge n.休息室
(6) Seoul n.漢城(韓國之首都)
(7) press n.新聞
(8) embassy n.大使館
(9) aide n.副官
(10) intervene v.介入;插入
(11) standby ticket 待機票
(12) composure n.泰然自若
(13) bump v.碰撞
Exercises:
根據短文選擇正確答案：
① Where were the governor and his press secretary?
A. in Korea
B. in Japan
C. in Utah
D. in U. S.
② Where was the governor relaxing himself?
A. in the plane
B. in the VIP lounge
C. in a hotel at the airport
D. in a car
③ What happened to Jenny Varela at the same moment?
A. She was told to wait for the next flight
B. She was told to go with the governor.
C. She was told that she had no ticket .
D. She was told to go to the American Embassy.
④ How did Jenny Varela get a standby ticket?
A. The governor gave his ticket to her .
B. She insisted making the flight and paid more money.
C. An American embassy aide intervened.
D. The governor telephoned the American embassy aide to come to help.
⑤ What happened to the governor?
A. I was too sick to make his flight.
B. He was told that his flight had been delayed .
C. He was told that he had to give his ticket to an urgent standby passenger.
D. He was told to stay in Korea.
緊急待機乘客
在韓國時，猶他州的州長麥克·史密斯正在漢城機場的要人休息室裏休息。他在等着飛往日本的航班。與此同時，他的新聞祕書、詹妮·維蕾拉，在售票房被告知沒票了。
她堅持說要乘此航班，因爲她是一位美國的州長的隨員，這樣美國大使館的一位副官介入了。維蕾拉拿到一張待機票並趕在飛機起飛前登了機。
略略鎮定後，維蕾拉到機艙前部去告訴史密斯她的經歷。他不在那兒。她後來得知，有人告知州長，他的飛行被一位緊急待機乘客衝撞掉了。這個人就是維蕾拉。
練習參考答案：
①A②B③C④C⑤C
