英語笑話:給妻子的玫瑰大綱
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Roses for My Wife
On the way home one night, I spotted some fresh-cut roses outside a florist's shop. After selecting a dozen and entering the shop, I was greeted by a young saleswoman.
Are these for your wife, sir? she asked.
Yes, I said.
For her birthday? she asked.
No, I replied.
For your anniversary?
No, I said again.
As I pocketed my change and headed toward the door, the young woman called out, I hope she forgives you.給妻子的玫瑰
一天晚上回家的路上,我看到一家花店外面有一些剛剪下來的玫瑰。我挑了一打,走進店裏,一個年輕的女售貨員跟我打了個招呼。
先生,這些是送給你妻子的嗎?她問道。
是的,我說。
她的生日?她問。
不是,我回答。
你們的結婚紀念日?
不是,我又答道。
當我將找回的錢裝進口袋,朝門口走去時,那年輕的女人衝我喊道:希望她能原諒你。