英語笑話:A Fall Into the Pit,Not Gain In the Wit (吃一塹，不長一智)

A policeman escorted(押送，護送) a habitual criminal passing by a mountain village. Seeing contain sundries store at village end, the recidivist（慣犯） put forward to buy a of pack cigarette. The policeman pondered (長時間考慮，深思)over:You seized the chance to escape last time like so. Hum, Cut it out(少來這一套). Therefore he said to the prisoner:" You wait here, I go to buy." While coming back, he found the repeater（慣犯） missing still. 　　

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一個警察押着一個慣犯來到一個小山村。見村頭有家雜貨店，犯人提出要進去買包香菸。警察想：你上次就是這樣藉機逃跑的，哼，少來這一套。於是，他對犯人說：“你在這等着，我進去買。”回來時，犯人還是不見了。