時尚雙語:笑話:完美的女人和完美的男人
There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect children.
One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car, they saw an elf by the side of the road, being the perfect people they were they picked him up.
Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with the elf, somehow they got into an accident. Two people died and one lived.
Who died and who lived?
The perfect woman, because the perfect man and elves aren't real.
曾經有一個完美男人和一個完美女人，它們邂逅於一個完美的聚會。完美的約會持續了兩年，然後他們舉行了完美的婚禮，並度過了完美的蜜月。之後他們有了兩個完美的孩子。
一天，完美男人和完美女人駕着他們那完美的轎車出行。他們在路邊看到一個精靈，由於他們是完美男女，於是他們載了精靈一程。
由於完美男人和完美女人載上了精靈，他們不知何故發生了交通意外。其中二死一生。
猜猜誰過世了而誰活了下來？
當然是完美女人活了下來，因爲完美男人和精靈根本就是虛幻的。
