同樣是鏟屎官,養貓養狗的區別可大了

Because dogs and cats are the two most common companion animals, and because both species walk on all fours and are covered with fur (most of them, anyway), there's a tendency among humans to think they are more similar than they really are, which, drew from follows, is completely not the case.

狗和貓都是最常見的人類夥伴，它們都四腳行走，渾身披滿長毛（好吧，它們中的大多數），正因爲此，人們往往認爲它們的相似之處一定超過人類所知，然而完全不是這樣！

: when their best friend comes home.

汪星人：當他們最好的朋友回家了。

Cats:

喵星人。（滾來見駕了？想餓死朕嗎？）

Dogs: when they’re taking a bath.

汪星人：他們洗澡的時候。

Cats:

喵星人：（找死！）

Dogs: going for a car ride.

汪星人：坐車去兜風。

Cats:

喵星人：（啊~~~~~~有人挾持朕！來人吶！）

Rubbing a dog’s belly:

汪星人：揉狗狗的肚子。

Rubbing a cat’s belly:

喵星人：（放肆！）

Dogs giving kisses:

汪星人：主動獻吻。

Cats getting kisses:

喵星人：被強吻的時候。